Monday, April 4, 2011

Why rumors?

Aaaah. Rumors. They are like the extremely polluted air we're inhaling in every living second in Egypt. 

Pollution is not our topic, unfortunately. During our beloved #Jan25 revolution rumors were widely spread. They started by KFC, 50 Euros, 3arabya mitsubishi 7amra feha baltagya btedrab nar & Mubarak is in Germany.

Why did rumors spread that much? After extensive thinking and major exhausted brain power I realized that in the end; WE LIKE IT. Why do we like it? 1.It gives us topics to talk about. 2.People saying rumors think it'll  make them look up to date and know everything. 3.Rumors are mind stimulating and gives the person for some unknown reason the feeling of self-satisfaction. 

Rumors have been a big part of our community for quit some time. Since we like rumors, rumors have found their way fast in our community. I want to start upon some rumors that really pissed me off.

Zamalek game. I don't believe in the theory that says it's the anti-revolution responsible of what happened. Yes there was A LOT of question marks raised, but we can not stick every bad thing that happens to the anti-revolution. The anti-revolution is anyone of us that doesn't do his job in the best way possible and try to help his country as much as he can.

We were sitting one day fl lagna el sha3bya, and some guy came screaming "في طيارة هليكوبتر فيها بلطجية الطيار لون عينه أخضر و بيرموا ملتوف على الناس. HOW IN HELL CAN SOMEONE BELIEVE SUCH BULL CRAP? Don't you think? EVER? I can't remember how I reacted but I don't think it was a censored one.

I am not going to talk about KFC, so many people already did. I am going to talk about the rumor that there was a woman who was spreading L.E. 50 bills to everyone going inside Tahir sq. Do the math, 50x1,000,000 per day. 4,000,000 at some times. 18 days. That will cost her around 3,600,000,000. She's either part of the previous regime to have this kind of money which contradicts with the whole purpose or Suzan hired her son to be her personal male stripper.


كتبت بعد ما سمعت إشاعة خرجت من نافوخي.

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